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8:05 PM
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010
10 reasons why having a BIG MOUTH is good ( btw big mouth as in literally and not)
So well ... as the title.... suggests... im gonna give u 10 reasons why BIG MOUTHS are good so ppl will stop calling me that... :)
- You can hold more water than a small mouth so well when some idiot like DWARD tries to choke u on F&N orange (expired also) you dun choke ... and u can keep it in and then spit it back in to his face.....
- Obviously talking alot is a good thing.... i mean other than the ... erm... weekly visits to the disciplinary master's office... erm... the " banishment from the classroom" and ... the erm.... chasing MUGGERS away.. yup... wait actually the last one isn't bad at all.. is it??
- If u get abducted by aliens, people will surely... notice the .... sudden change in noise pollution.... or rather..... erm they feel much more.... relaxed... because of the new... surreal .. quiet.... atmosphere.... and then they wonder why the change .... but they cannot figure out why.... wait this isnt exactly a good thing is it??
- If u get abducted by werewolves : refer to 3
- When there is like only 2 like maybe.. yup fishballs coated with MAGGIE chili sauce ( Li en likes in... ) then like dward... wait no... erm.. lets see.. maybe like jus someone ... then u can cram both into ur mouth... :) i mean if u had a small mouth... then it will be like er... u can't chew... that sucks... believe me...
- Like when you are trying to make new frens.... then like erm... well if you are talking to someone who is kinda shy... then like he will be less shy cos u will be talking sooo much then he will get more confident and stuff so u make ppl feel good... and stuff...
- If you get knocked out and er.... find yourself in the underground erm..... sewage level dungeons... in Venice then like it starts to fill and ur gonna drown u can hold a little more air in ur BIG MOUTH and yes ppl i know its ur erm .. lungs that actually do anything... but the mouth helps to.... i think.....
- o yah... erm well if u have a bigger jaw.. but then layman's term erm.. mouth... kinda then u probably dun need braces.. cos ur teeth will have enough space... lol.. or u have to pluck out lesser teeth lor...:)
- When you are at the pool with ur brothers and one or both of them spit at u ( like take the pool water into their mouths then puihhhhhh ) then u can get even MORE WATER and PUIIIIHHHHH back them ahaha lol :O
- O finally... the last one.. erm.... you can fit ur fist into ur mouth and gross out the gals in your class cos my class mates... do tat.. jus that there are no gals... but im sure a fist coated with saliva is gonna make even... erm..... serena williams... scream .. ;P
-nicholas Labels: 10 things
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